You’re Gonna Miss The Island When You Get Home

Here we are along with the entire world
Asked by global governments to stay home
Look at us, in our living rooms, at our kitchen counters
You aren’t sick, are you?
Aren’t you home in pajamas?

Don’t cry about this
We aren’t part of the crisis
Here’s us being the 1 percent
The world has finally stood still
This is everything
The universe is on pause

Thank every one of your lucky stars
You’re just fine
Don’t act like this is any more of an inconvenience than an uncomfortable chair

Miss going to the office?
Going to the office?!
It’s the enemy
What team are you on?
Wait, what team am I on?
I never want to go to any office ever for any day in my entire life
I don’t want to go outside
I don’t miss the sun or the grass or anything else they have out there
Inside is paradise
Give me a task, a deadline, and let me stay right here where I can get it done

I’m in heaven
The international council has mandated that we slow down
That’s for the whole world. The planet. Earth was just told to hold back.
This is a dream

You guys miss going into the office?
Oh no…
You guys miss going into the office

#partyofone